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...eardrum. You find Dormammu and sneak into one of his portals to get back to earth. You then find you're back in Brooklyn, your hometown. You break into HavocReaper48's house (He lives in NY) and you...

...Tell him to go die in hell. You call the Engineer over and say "NEED A TELPORTER HERE." So he erects a teleporter and you hop into it. You end up in the Beat Block Galaxy and the teleporter disappears. Now you...

Not unless people run out of ideas.

Do you dream about cheese?

...No, I didn't. You walk all around until you find a flashlight on the ground. Convenient. You turn it on and you see two doors. Both doors say "To Luigi." You enter the one on the left and find...

Strawberries. 3 packages to be exact.

...find the witch Pun-killdya only to find that she tortured your sister by making her workout and lose all the fat. You don't give a crap about Alison anymore so you find a Yoshi egg and use him to get to an anti-Bowser's castle that is filled with good guy stuff. You then...

...a huge shrine for Peach. You must make it past the maze of Buzzy Beetles and go through the tunnel of Goombas which could attack you at any second. You must then find an apple to attract Yoshi to you so you can fly over a gate that's made of Hammer Bros. You will find Luigi over the gate but a Magikoopa will come and shrink you to miniscule size and take Luigi away. Now you must...

Because this is a strangely addicting forum.

Why is Link mute?