Gaming FML joke thread

[Lazor Shroom Midna Freak]

Today I had to pop a balloon with a bubble. FML

[Seritinajii]

Today, Cynthia used a full restore when her Lucario was almost fainted. FML.

[HavocReaper48]

Today, all of my 'nanners were stolen and they're on a pirate ship. Now I have to travel through the entire island. FML.

Today, my best buddy was kidnapped by some pirates and now I need to go to some disgusting island. FML.

Today, I brawled Meta Knight. FML.

Today, I lost to a Magikarp. FML.

(note: you do realize we're basically converting Facebook wall posts into Nintendo related things?)

[tacopill]

(note: you do realize we're basically converting Facebook wall posts into Nintendo related things?)

Maybe i do. FML.

[Tina]

A couple days ago, my mom was killed by a dragon. The day after, my brother ran away to fight the dragon with a butter knife, and I haven't seen him since. I think he's dead. FML

--Three years later--
For about three years now, my dad's been always out in the mountains looking for my probably dead brother, and has barely spoken to me. He's the only family I have left. Also, my house keeps being struck by lightning for whatever reason. FML

...... Couldn't help myself.

[Naesala]

Today a bunch of crocodiles stole my crop of bananas. FML

Today I got trapped in a book. FML I wonder how many people remember Myst

[TurtwigA]

Today, somebody scammed me into entering a tower that had my cocky rival and several ghosts. FML

[Seritinajii]

A couple days ago, my mom was killed by a dragon. The day after, my brother ran away to fight the dragon with a butter knife, and I haven't seen him since. I think he's dead. FML

--Three years later--
For about three years now, my dad's been always out in the mountains looking for my probably dead brother, and has barely spoken to me. He's the only family I have left. Also, my house keeps being struck by lightning for whatever reason. FML

...... Couldn't help myself.

What's this from?

Today, the Champion used a Full Restore and I ran out of potions. FML

Today, I kept counterattacking against opponents and died. FML (Fire Emblem)

[Naesala]

A couple days ago, my mom was killed by a dragon. The day after, my brother ran away to fight the dragon with a butter knife, and I haven't seen him since. I think he's dead. FML

--Three years later--
For about three years now, my dad's been always out in the mountains looking for my probably dead brother, and has barely spoken to me. He's the only family I have left. Also, my house keeps being struck by lightning for whatever reason. FML

...... Couldn't help myself.

What's this from?

Mother 3, I think

[BrandedOne]

Today, I kept counterattacking against opponents and died. FML (Fire Emblem)

Hate when that happens.

Today, I warped three days into the past and all my progress on the Great Bay Temple was erased.  FML

[Tina]

A couple days ago, my mom was killed by a dragon. The day after, my brother ran away to fight the dragon with a butter knife, and I haven't seen him since. I think he's dead. FML

--Three years later--
For about three years now, my dad's been always out in the mountains looking for my probably dead brother, and has barely spoken to me. He's the only family I have left. Also, my house keeps being struck by lightning for whatever reason. FML

...... Couldn't help myself.

What's this from?

Mother 3, I think

Yep. Mother 3 is pretty much just one big FML.

Speaking of which:

Today, I was asked to go to the nearby club to find an old friend. I couldn't afford the train tickets, so I had to walk on the tracks. I almost got hit by a train a couple times, and when I went to recover in a hot spring, there was a woman with five-o-clock shadow in it. FML

[Solar Dragon]

My level 7 Bulbasaur lost to a level 3 Rattatta. FML

[Maxite]

When I play Kirby's Dreamland 2, and I still can't defeat Dark Matter despite having the game for 10+ years.

[tacopill]

Maxite: see This post.

Anyway:
I am got turned into an ice cube, and used as a Bridge, FML.

[TurtwigA]

Today some creepy explorer guy just grabbed me and my friend and stuffed us into a portal that goes to the future. Next thing we know, he has us tied up. FML.

[Malake256]

Today, I walked through a room filled with magma and burning creatures, but Adam didn't authorize my Varia Suit... FML

[Axiomist]

Today, the players put the wiimote down and ate, Prince Fluff and I got so bored we jump-roped with our own yarn-bodies. FML.

[R7308xx]

Today, I got in the fight with Giygas on my pirated EarthBound, but halfway through it froze and deleted all my saves. FML
Today I had Tidus over and he kept whining about the monsters in the basement. FML
Today I ate a Super Mushroom that turned out to be a Poison Mushroom. FML
Today I wore Luigi's plumber suit, but he left it in the dryer too long and I ripped them in public. FML
Today I had to pronounce Geno's name. FML
Today I got a copy of Final Fantasy IV, and the translators made it German instead of English. FML
Today, I woke up at 4:00 a.m. and I apparently overslept. FML
Today I was hit by Bowyer's arrow. FML
Today Geno used Geno Whirl on me and got the action command right. FML, and then I fell into Tauros's Fissure. FML x2

[TurtwigA]

Today, I went to find a Legend. It ran away though FML

[Naesala]

I got to the 90th level of The Pit of 100 Trials (TTYD) When I had to give up. FML