Gaming FML joke thread

[tacopill]

Today, i was hit with a giant fist, made of psynergy. FML.

[Tina]

My lamp and my sister's creepy baby doll attacked me today. FML

[Miles of SmashWiki]

Today I find out that my big debut as an enemy is to be placed in a capsule where I can't interact with anything and can only wobble in place.  FML

[Eko Sky]

Today, I was only half way through the cave when my last Repel wore off. I was swarmed by Geodudes and Zubats. I finally dragged myself out of the exit, with only my poor Squirtle still clinging on with 4 HP. And who is waiting there to greet me? Gary-MotherF***ing-Oak. FML.

[KidIcarus]

Today I beat every single Nintendo game ever made. Then I realized I spent 20 years of my prime doing that instead of more productive and sociable things. FML