Stupid, wierd, and wrong things you ever did.

[Metechar]

What have you done that looks or is wrong?


I have looked up "Penis" on Wikipedia...and it SHOWED it...

[R7308xx]

I once accidentally clicked on a porn website. 

[Metechar]

dude....THANK YOU for posting on this old, ignored thread! I posted this in early November! Another thing....in Kindergarten I peed on a tree with people watching.....oh the memories when I didn't know where the bathroom was located at school!

[Naesala]

I drove around for about five months before I realized the inspection sticker was expired

[Tina]

Filled up a plastic glove with water, tied it up and called it Harold and pretended it was my pet octopus (pentapus?). It exploded over my old laptop's keyboard and managed to fry the (already crappy) battery.

Does that count as weird, screwed up, wrong or stupid?

(To be fair, it led to me getting my most favorite computer ever thus far, so it wasn't all bad! Still stupid though.)

[Metechar]

Filled up a plastic glove with water, tied it up and called it Harold and pretended it was my pet octopus (pentapus?). It exploded over my old laptop's keyboard and managed to fry the (already crappy) battery.

Does that count as weird, screwed up, wrong or stupid?

(To be fair, it led to me getting my most favorite computer ever thus far, so it wasn't all bad! Still stupid though.)

It counts as wierd because of the octopus-pretending.....plastic glove...thing....
Another one.....I BIT THE HEAD OFF OF A BUNNY!!!

[Naesala]

poor bunny...

[Seritinajii]

Another one.....I BIT THE HEAD OFF OF A BUNNY!!!

What?!?! I hope it was a chocolate bunny....

[Metechar]

It was an actual bunny....I HATE myself for doing that, but I was small, and when we are all small, we are stupid. So I was a stupid one, and many little kids that are always biting things are stupid. Please don't get mad...I beg of you...

[Seritinajii]

Nah, it's forgivable because you were small, apparently. I think.

Anyway, how'd you get the bunny near you?

Also, my own story: I've taken a picture and video of vomit. NOT SOMEBODY VOMITING! But vomit.

[Axiomist]

wow I could fill this thread up with stories :p I'll try to stick to some of the funniest ones.

Stupid:
One morning I went to work early, no one was there, door was unlocked, so I opened it, walked to my locker and heard the alarm go off, police called and came by... I was embarrassed but couldn't stop laughing.

I once spilled an open bottle of baby oil on my friends' kitchen floor. I figured I could just mop it up with a dry mop, but when my friend stepped on it, OMG he cut a backflip and landed square on his butt.

Weird
I forgot I was wearing sunglasses one day and went around outside all night with them on. (No telling what people thought, but no one said anything about it)

Wrong
My friends and I were bowling, we never go bowling, but thanks to Wii bowling I was leading by less than 10 points to one of my friends and like 50 to everyone else. He's what I consider a srs bowler since he really focuses on the game and the rest of us just play around and send that ball down the alley while goofing off. So I sat in the chair by the floor, he took his bowling stance and started to run with the ball in all the proper form, I dived at his leg and he tripped, let go of the ball and had to live with missing the pins completely that turn. We all laughed.

[Metechar]

I forgot how the bunny ever got near me...


Another thing:
  In 4th grade, I was talking to a friend during an assembly and said I liked girl in our class who he also liked, when I actually didn't. I was kidding with him saying it's true, it's not, it is, it's not....He eventually passed it down and the entire class thought I did. Thankfully, all that is behind me due to the fact I went to a new school after moving because my old house was torn down on the 24th of December...

[Seritinajii]

wow I could fill this thread up with stories :p I'll try to stick to some of the funniest ones.

Stupid:
One morning I went to work early, no one was there, door was unlocked, so I opened it, walked to my locker and heard the alarm go off, police called and came by... I was embarrassed but couldn't stop laughing.

I once spilled an open bottle of baby oil on my friends' kitchen floor. I figured I could just mop it up with a dry mop, but when my friend stepped on it, OMG he cut a backflip and landed square on his butt.

Weird
I forgot I was wearing sunglasses one day and went around outside all night with them on. (No telling what people thought, but no one said anything about it)

Wrong
My friends and I were bowling, we never go bowling, but thanks to Wii bowling I was leading by less than 10 points to one of my friends and like 50 to everyone else. He's what I consider a srs bowler since he really focuses on the game and the rest of us just play around and send that ball down the alley while goofing off. So I sat in the chair by the floor, he took his bowling stance and started to run with the ball in all the proper form, I dived at his leg and he tripped, let go of the ball and had to live with missing the pins completely that turn. We all laughed.

Those are awesome stories there!!

Let me think... something will come to me soon....

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

I crossdressed as Konata once...that's weird, right?

[Maxite]

I've kissed a guy at a convention. Granted, it was in front of yaoi fangirls.

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

I crossdressed as Konata once...that's weird, right?

Also, in addition to crossplaying as Konata, since it was Wacky Tacky Day, I also wore a bra over the outfit.

Just because I could. >:3

[HavocReaper48]

On a semi daily basis I tend to put things or confuse things easily where they are not/should not be.

Examples:

1) Putting the cereal box in the fridge
2) Putting the empty milk gallon back in the fridge
3) Putting the not empty gallon in the freezer part

Yeah, the fridge is my arch rival.

Also according to my mom I used to cll my younger brother "bunny ears" when I was younger.
Stupid, weird, or plain wrong...? 

[Solar Dragon]

Well, I repeatedly bang my head against the lightbulb above my bunk bed. The fixings have broken twice now...

[TurtwigA]

When I was young, I jumped off stairs. Not really that stupid, but still stupid.

[HavocReaper48]

When I was young, I jumped off stairs. Not really that stupid, but still stupid.

I remember doing that myself! I mean, that was fun... I only did it a few times, though.