One-line-per-post story game

[SnorlaxMonster]

Only for Ganondorf to Warlock Punch Olk back into Olimar.

[Maxite]

Captain Kirk emerges from the white hole and engages Captain Falcon.

[TurtwigA]

And this ignites the Folk, Kolk, Jolk, and Olk, making the actual Hulk come and sues all of them with Phoenix Wright as his lawyer.

[R7308xx]

Pheonix Wright sues all the plotholes in this story and Reggie Fils-Aime.

[Maxite]

Captain Kirk punches Phoenix Wright, and runs off with Maya Fey.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Captain Kirk then instantly disappears due to not being a Nintendo character, leaving Maya Fey free to go.

[Solar Dragon]

A Volcano erupts and Heatran comes out of it.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Charon runs away with the Magma Stone.

[spoiler=hidden]What happened to trying to link to NIWA wikis?[/spoiler]

[Maxite]

[spoiler]I think we quit caring about it.[/spoiler]

Captain Janeway recovers and sets her phaser to FABULOUS and stuns Heatran.

[TurtwigA]

[Spoiler=not being part of the story]It is a bit hard[/Spoiler]

And then the Rangers come and capture Heatran.

[Metechar]

And then a Wonder Key MAGICALLY appears to revive Rattata.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Rattata then challenges the Ranger.

[Solar Dragon]

The Ranger captures the Rattata and then sacrifices it to the Pokémon Gods.

[SnorlaxMonster]

But the PokéGods are not satisfied and demand another sacrifice.

[Maxite]

So the Ranger sticks the styler into their chest and pulls out their own still-beating heart.

[Solar Dragon]

This story is then censored due to being too bloody and gory to be seen.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Then a bunch of protesters appear, calling the government oppressive and censorship evil.

[Metechar]

The censoring has been removed because Justin Bieber sucks.

[R7308xx]

The story then switches to Indiana Jones, who is on a quest to find the legendary Mother English prototype.

[Metechar]

He finds it, but is attacked by a New Age Retro Hippie! *Jonnie B Goode based theme plays*