One-line-per-post story game

[Maxite]

Phoenix Wright and a swarm of lawyers immediately sues it out of existence.

[Solar Dragon]

Phoenix Wright then sues the whole story out of existence due to infringing copyright on Nintendo and other game characters.

[Metechar]

Then Phoenix Wright sues Justin Bieber for taking copyrighted material from Square Enix.

[Maxite]

Bieber's many fans then proceed to kill Phoenix Wright in a violent blood bath that lasts for years.

[TurtwigA]

However, a necromancer revives Phoenix Wright, who sues every single fan and wins, becoming the world's richest man.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Then zombie king Phoenix Wright creates an army of the undead.

[Metechar]

Phoenix Wright and his army sue existance out of existance, creating a "Pime Taradox"

[SnorlaxMonster]

Mario becomes jealous because he started the story, but it always ends up about Phoenix Wright.

[Metechar]

Phoenix Wright then sues non-existence, and reality comes back.

[Solar Dragon]

Phoenix Wright then sues himself out of existence and Mario becomes the star of the story again.

[Maxite]

Wario then hires Microsoft's lawyers and sues Mario.

[Solar Dragon]

A suing ban is then placed on this story allowing no more suing as it is boring.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Microsoft's lawyers appeal the ban, but lose.

[TurtwigA]

Who started the suing in the story anyway?

Soon, the white hole reappears with its friends the Olk, the Green hole, and Charizard to reboot the story.

[Maxite]

[spoiler]The suing substory has been going on and off for a while[/url]

... until the white hole reverses polarity and sucks them all back in.

[TurtwigA]

And then a Magnemite comes, causing every character to be rebooted, making the star of the story Waluigi.

[Solar Dragon]

Waluigi steals Mario's wallet.

[Maxite]

Wario, jealous of Waluigi, contracts a hit on Waluigi.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Wario hires Solid Snake.

[Metechar]

"WAAAAAAA!" Waluigi's yell frightened Snake away.