One-line-per-post story game

[Solar Dragon]

Bigglypuff then starts to sing, putting everyone in a 100 mile radius to sleep.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Luckily for WaLuigi, he has Insomnia and doesn't fall asleep.

[Maxite]

Bigglypuff is then tackled to the ground by BBW fans and carried away to never be heard from again.

[SnorlaxMonster]

It is assumed that the Build-a-Bear Workshop fans turned Bigglypuff into a big bear.

[Solar Dragon]

The massive stuffed Bigglypuff was then put into Ruby's secret base.

[TurtwigA]

Which is promptly exploded by a Keldeo.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Ruby, angry with Keldeo, engages it in battle.

[TurtwigA]

And promptly sends out an Arceus and a Magikarp.

[Solar Dragon]

The hungry Arceus eats the Magikarp.

[TurtwigA]

And then Ruby slaps Arceus, because it gets indigestion from swallowing a truly epic fish.

[Maxite]

And in a shining beacon of light, a Gyarados is born from Arceus' arse.

[R7308xx]

The Gyarados pukes up 3 Muk and Master Barf.

[Nintendoguy1]

The Muk and the Master Barf make the opposition retch.

[Maxite]

The opposition retches so far back that they retch back in time before the story started.

[TurtwigA]

And Waluigi jumps out, happy to be the star again.

[Nintendoguy1]

Then Mario comes in and shoots a fireball, Luigi comes and makes a tornado, Wario comes and farts and Waluigi dies of shame because his signature power is swimming through the air.

[R7308xx]

Mario uses a Floral Finish on Waluigi and gets .01 yen.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Mario goes to a bank with a sign in front that reads:

Just a Bank
Nothing Suspicious about It
No Need to Be Alarmed

[Maxite]

Mario is then run over by Captain Falcon who is racing towards the hospital with his pregnant wife.

[TurtwigA]

And SnorlaxMonster is jailed for seemingly posting more than one line.