One-line-per-post story game

[SnorlaxMonster]

Meanwhile, Marvin the Martian's spies inform him of this plot.

[Solar Dragon]

Bowser takes Zelda hostage on his way to Mars as he had got bored of taking Peach.

[Maxite]

Bowser, also bored with just simply holding women hostage, also chains up Zelda and puts her in a steel bikini.

[Solar Dragon]

The steel bikini then breaks only for black sensor bars to appear over her exposed parts.

[Metechar]

Bowser punches the censor bars out of the way, blinding the audience and killing the young ones.

[SnorlaxMonster]

However, since this is the English version of the game, not the Japanese one, the dubbers killed the scene entirely.

[Maxite]

Back in San Diego, Mario is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Wario tries to chat him up.

[Solar Dragon]

Any mention of gay bars and Wario chatting up Mario are wiped from the universe by people who hate these things.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Bowser returns to his invasion of Mars

[R7308xx]

Bowser steps on a Martian and in turn is stepped on by a Groudon with Pokérus.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Bowser catches Pokérus, and immediately stores himself in his PC so that he doesn't lose it.

[pokemonforever2929]

then suddenly gold comes and punches bowser's pc only for the pokerus to spread and then says
THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!

[SnorlaxMonster]

Bowser quickly stores himself in his backup PC, while Gold Ethan takes his infected Pokémon to Nurse Joy.

[Maxite]

Bowser is uploaded to the internet by accident, and is downloaded a million times.

[Solar Dragon]

The million Bowsers upload themselves out of the computer and begin an epic fight to the death to find the best Bowser.

[SnorlaxMonster]

However, Mr. Game & Watch, who had recently been converted from analogue to digital and is now the master of the Internet, overpowers all of the Bowsers and they work together to form the worst computer virus ever.

[Metechar]

Then SnorlaxMonster uses McAfee and blasts the virus out of existence!

[Maxite]

McAfee, because it is such a POS software, instead ejects the viruses out of the network, forcing each of them offline and into the real world.

[Solar Dragon]

The Game and Watches and Bowsers attempt to take over the Solar System.