One-line-per-post story game

[Solar Dragon]

Mario's spirit is visited by what he thinks is an angel but is actually Pit.

[R7308xx]

He sees Pit trying to come on to Wrinkly Kong.

[Solar Dragon]

Fusajiro Yamauchi, the founder of Nintendo, is fed up of seeing all these gay references from Nintendo characters and wipes out the entire story and it starts again.

[R7308xx]

Michael Jackson punches Yamauchi in the face and rewrites the story.

[Metechar]

One sunny, beautiful, day, Mario was walking through a gore-filled war zone in the Meteo Asteroid Belt

[Maxite]

Meanwhile in San Diego, Luigi is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.

[TurtwigA]

And then he leaves after he learns it isn't Sesame Street.

[Metechar]

He heads to Sesame Street and is raped by Big Bird and the Cookie Monster there.

[R7308xx]

The Cookie Monster reveals he has gone on a diet.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Luigi steals all of Cookie Monsters Bananas, only to find out the he was Donkey Kong in disguise.

[Solar Dragon]

Donkey Kong beats Luigi to a pulp and eats him.

[Maxite]

Then the air raid sirens start going off, and a voice comes out over the loud speakers revealing that the button has been pressed.

[Solar Dragon]

Nukes then blow up Earth.

[Maxite]

Back in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach watches as all of her favorite fans are blown up.

[SnorlaxMonster]

While distracted by Earth blowing up, Peach is kidnapped by Bowser.

[TurtwigA]

And while distracted, Bowser is overthrown by his 8 children.

[Maxite]

While Bowser's 8 children are fighting over how to split up the Kingdom, they are overthrown by Rosalina who crushes them with her comet and declares herself Empress.

[TurtwigA]

And then the Lumas overthrow her in turn, starting the great age of anarchy!

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Suddenly, the Whomp King comes and creates a Communist monarchy.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Guildmaster Wigglytuff's country, unhappy with communism, invades the Mushroom Kingdom.