One-line-per-post story game

[tacopill]

Nintendo's censor thanks us for making them lots of money.

[TurtwigA]

And then Maxite repeats the line they said in their last two posts.

[Maxite]

Meanwhile in San Diego, Luigi is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.

[TurtwigA]

And then he leaves after learning it isn't Sesame Street.

[Maxite]

Luigi then enters the gay bar next door with less obnoxious music and hits on Birdo.

[TurtwigA]

Birdo appears and starts groping Mario.

[Solar Dragon]

Nintendo nukes the server for NIWA's site and forums, removing it and the story from the universe.

[Maxite]

Fortunately there were backups, and the story is restored back to the point where Wario is at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.

[TurtwigA]

Soon, Nathan beats Mario, and only him and Wario are left.

[Solar Dragon]

Wario farts, killing everyone in the area.

[pikachu8090]

Then Wario goes off to a explosive pie eating contest

[R7308xx]

Wario somehow manages to eat all 100 of the non-explosive pies and none other.

[TurtwigA]

But then dies from obesity.

[Maxite]

Bowser sees a chance at an evil scheme and steals Wario's corpse and turns him into a robot.

[TurtwigA]

But the robot soon explodes from obesity.

[pikachu8090]

All of Bowser's henchmen die from the explosion leaving him helpless

[Maxite]

Bowser, realizing his ways, immediately sends Mario and Peach on a dream vacation to the Bahamas while he takes over the Mushroom Kingdom in their absence.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Mario and Peach realize that the cruise was a trap, but not until they are in the middle of the ocean.

[TurtwigA]

So Luigi goes and kicks Bowser's *** instead.

[Maxite]

Bowser, realizing his ways, sends Luigi and Daisy on a dream vacation to Hawaii, and while they are out continues in his conquest of the Mushroom Kingdom.