One-line-per-post story game

[TurtwigA]

Suddenly, Chuck Norris kicks through the fourth wall and hits Solar Dragon.

[R7308xx]

Solar Dragon tries to squarehouse kick Chuck Norris but he is blasted into the 4,567,324,890,129th dimension by the goshly powers of The Norr's.

[Solar Dragon]

I then fly back out of the 4,567,324,890,129th dimension and form an alliance with Chuck Norris as I survived his powerful kick.

[TurtwigA]

Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan then join forces with Arceus and Mew to defeat Chuck Norris.

[Solar Dragon]

Only for every dragon Pokemon to join forces with Chuck Norris and Solar Dragon.

[Maxite]

However, a comet crushes all of the opposing forces.

[Solar Dragon]

Solar Dragon, Chuck Norris and all the Dragon Pokemon are now dead.

[tacopill]

tacopill is sad. 

[pokemonforever2929]

suddenly the white hole swallows everyone but bowser and a ratttata.

[Solar Dragon]

Rattatta manages to squeeze its way into a massive arena filled with high level Pokemon Toys.

[pokemonforever2929]

using the F.E.A.R. trick he wins only for bowser to kill him.

[R7308xx]

The world explodes and Bowser is left in the nothingness with only a door and a life-like Ness figure.

[Maxite]

Bowser gets bloated from eating the mushrooms from earlier.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Bowser learns that contrary to popular belief, not all mushrooms make you big, some poison you.

[TurtwigA]

And then everyone else is crapped out of the white hole, and Bowser is sucked in as it collapses and disappears.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Professor Layton goes to investigate the cause of the white hole.

[TurtwigA]

And discovers that somebody inserted white food coloring into a black hole caused by a Subspace Bomb.

[Maxite]

The white hole violently expands and Captain Janeway emerges.

[R7308xx]

Captain Janeway meets Captain Falcon and Captain Strong.

[TurtwigA]

And then Captain Falcon Falcon Punches Captain Janeway, making Olimar turn into the amazing Olk