One-line-per-post story game

[R7308xx]

The Star Fox team ignores Pepper and eats a lunch of Superb Soup and Chateau Romani.

[Maxite]

Bowser teleports to the Star Fox headquarters and plants a 50 megaton nuke in the command station before shooting his way out of the building.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Kirby gets a strange feeling after having Bowser teleport out from inside of him, along with an AK47 and a bucket of ammo that were also inside of him.

[tacopill]

A wormhole appears in Kirby, connecting his stomach to the bowser's landing location inside the Star Fox headquarters.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Due to the massive space in Kirby's stomach, Bowser and the Star Fox headquarters are sucked into the wormhole.

[Maxite]

Bowser teleports away before he reaches the critical point in the wormhole, and emerges in sunny San Diego, California during the shooting of a live action Mario movie.

[R7308xx]

The actor portraying Bowser is bitten by a zombie Snifit.

[Maxite]

The Snifit returns to the side of the real Bowser, and proceeds to set fire to the set.

[Nintendoguy1]

As the set burns, Mario comes in with FLUDD and says "IT'S A ME, MARIO"

[SnorlaxMonster]

Thinking that Bowser is the actor, Mario easily defeats him.

[Maxite]

Bowser grabs his AK-47 and fires into a crowd, seriously injuring Peach, as he makes his getaway.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Due to her injury, Peach transforms into a statue and is stolen by Wario.

[TurtwigA]

And Waluigi swoops in and grabs the statue.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Waluigi realizes that he only has an actor, not the real Princess Peach.

[Maxite]

The statue promptly exploded, leaving Waluigi in the dust.

[SnorlaxMonster]

A Minccino and Swablu come to clean the dust.

[TurtwigA]

And then Swablu evolves into Altaria

[pokemonforever2929]

the player gets anoyed by NIWA:the game and buys NIWA 2
just making up for what I missed

[Maxite]

However, NIWA 2 is impossibly hard to play, and Mario is crushed by a butterfly landing on his nose.

[pokemonforever2929]

so the player goes to options and sets difficulty to wimp