One-line-per-post story game

[R7308xx]

The player gets angry at the easiness of the game and throws it at Paula.

[pokemonforever2929]

then he sets it to ARE YOU INSANE? difficulty

[Nintendoguy1]

Then the game explodes and the player realizes he has no name :O

[SnorlaxMonster]

The player is then asked whether they are a boy or a girl.

[Maxite]

The player notices an entry for "Poodle" and selects that.

[TurtwigA]

But instead end up as a potato/poodle, and learns they have to select one out of three creatures based on three elements to steal.

[SnorlaxMonster]

The player's favorite element is air, so they decide to pick that creature.

[Maxite]

However, the player and the game are trampled to death by a spotted pink rhinocerous who was charging at the player while he was engrossed in playing the game.

[R7308xx]

The rhinoceros is killed by WaddleDude who IZA FIRIN HIZ LAZOR!

[SnorlaxMonster]

WaddleDude must recharge.

[Maxite]

Meanwhile in Celadon City, Gary is renting a room at a prominent love hotel with his date Erika.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Red uses the invisible PC in the hotel.

[Maxite]

Gary and Erika leave the hotel a few hours later, both of them completely flushed.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Mario, the hotels plumber, spends all night fixing the toilet.

[Solar Dragon]

Unfortunately, a fat man uses the toilet and clogs it again after Mario has fixed it.

[TurtwigA]

So Mario tries to kill him, but is killed himself upon learning that the fat man is not Chuck Norris.

[Maxite]

Wario leaves the bathroom soaked in sweat wearing lace stockings and a broken girdle.

[R7308xx]

WaddleDude, who has recharged, enters the world through a wormhole and punches Wario.

[SnorlaxMonster]

A yellow kazoo named Tony drags WaddleDude out of the story.

[Maxite]

Bowser comes to his senses once again, and prepares his battle fleet for an invasion of Mars.