One-line-per-post story game

[tacopill]

Mario reveals his secret base on Jupiter's moon, Io.

[Maxite]

However, Mario had his secret base connected to the internet with no firewall, so a surge of ten thousand Bowsers invade his base.

[Solar Dragon]

Mario's base is no longer secret.

[TurtwigA]

And Luigi comes to battle him, sealing the hole separating the two with a piece of wood.

[pikachu8090]

and after luigi does that, fawful invades

[Maxite]

The ten thousand Bowsers easily overtake the base, and send Io crashing into the Mushroom Kingdom.

[Metechar]

However, since Io is extremely far away from Earth, it crashes to Jupiter.

[SnorlaxMonster]

It then crashes into Saturn, which makes Mr. Saturn sad.

[Nintendoguy1]

(I'm going to assume "It" refers to Jupiter)

Then the gasses from the two planets combining sets off a chemical reaction and makes a new star

[Metechar]

The star is suddenly populated by Lumas and Desumasu.

[R7308xx]

The star turns out to be Tykogi Tower in disguise.

[TurtwigA]

Which causes the Ghostbusters to make a random appearance.

[pokemonforever2929]

but venkman turns out to be a rejected zelda villian named evil who wants revenge for being rejected

[Maxite]

Back in San Diego, Mario is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.

[tacopill]

Mario repeatedly asks the DJ to lower the volume.

[Solar Dragon]

The DJ actually thinks Mario is coming on to him.

[Nintendoguy1]

The DJ attacks Mario and Mario, thinking he's an enemy, jumps on his head.

[Maxite]

Mario slips on the DJ's slicked head, and cracks his head against the edge of the bar.

[Solar Dragon]

After Mario's death, the Nintendo characters hold a funeral for Mario.

[R7308xx]

Lucas is [spoiler]reminded of his mother's death[/spoiler] and starts crying.

[spoiler=Non-canon]If you haven't played Mother 3, don't click the box.[/spoiler]