One-line-per-post story game

[R7308xx]

The Fearow starts singing which causes a chocolate rabbit to come and tell you you just got prank'd the first of 8 1/2 Melodies and you must travel far and wide across the Kanjohoesinnova region with your pikmin who doesnt afraid of anything for you must fight monsters and zombies and humans and animals under the evil influence of Weeg-gan-king-ghetti with only some magic beans and a wooden sword to defend yourself with no fast food restaurants for the next 67,000 miles while you are chased by the Veggie Monster and Count Spaghetti and saves the world.

[spoiler]Hey, it's one line.[/spoiler]

[Metechar]

Dr. Hax hacks the last post out of existence.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Dr. Hax is caught hacking red handed

[Metechar]

Dr. Hax is haxed out of existence and the post before the post before the post before this post is revived.

[Solar Dragon]

Suddenly, the whole story is wiped out of existance yet again.

[Metechar]

The bits that survived were put together. "Unown pie scarecrow Mario dance pizza duck Dedede ReDead"

[R7308xx]

A wild Unown has appeared!

[Metechar]

Unown used Hidden Power!

[Solar Dragon]

Magikarp used Splash!

[tacopill]

In a sudden turn of events, the wave of the splash attack turns into a tsunami.

[Member#36]

It was made out of fire.

[TurtwigA]

Scratch that, water.

[Member#36]

Scratch that, cats... and it was heading for New York City.

[Metechar]

It destroyed all of NY, and then the entire USA.

[Sazandora]

George W. Bush stood up from the destruction and vowed vengence against all Pokemon.

[Solar Dragon]

Pikachu takes an axe to George Bush's head.

[R7308xx]

A large donut crushes Pikachu and Carmen Sandiego steals Pikachu's axe.

[Solar Dragon]

Lard Lad, after crushing Pikachu with his donut, kidnaps Carmed Sandiego and runs off.

[pikachu8090]

Then a Jigglypuff sings Lard Lad to sleep he can never get out of.

[HavocReaper48]

However, Lard Lad's trainer has an Awakening, uses it, and had Lard Lad use Brick Break!