One-line-per-post story game

[Solar Dragon]

Princess Daisy walks away after dispatching Wario.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Daisy, content with her defeat of Wario, obliviously walks off a cliff.

[Solar Dragon]

Daisy falls to her death.

[Metechar]

Then a giant Thwomp crushes her dead corpse.

[Solar Dragon]

The Thwomp then goes to a Disco.

[Metechar]

He has no arms, yet he wins the trophy, only for it to be stolen by John Madden.

[TurtwigA]

Who is then bitten and gets rabies.

[Solar Dragon]

The trophy, which is Tabbu's trophy, then comes back to life and starts teleporting everywhere annoying anyone trying to attack him.

[TurtwigA]

However, Abra wakes up and decides to stop this.

[Maxite]

A rift in time opens and billions of Marios start spilling into our galaxy.

[Solar Dragon]

Torchwood 3 come along and attempt to sort out the problem with the Marios.

[TurtwigA]

It turns into Super Mario 64 2.

[SnorlaxMonster]

For 3DS

[Solar Dragon]

The Marios then pop out of the screen and enter the real world, followed by Torchwood 3.

[TurtwigA]

They then realize the real world sucks, and make every single video game character pop out to make it more interesting.

[SnorlaxMonster]

They then make a game which simulates the real world before they entered it.

[tacopill]

The Dragon for the AR games appear and start to fight Torchwood 3 and the Marios.

[Maxite]

The Marios coalesce into a literal Super Mario Galaxy.

[TurtwigA]

Super Mario Galaxy is then rated as the worst galaxy by Galaxies R Us.

[Solar Dragon]

Torchwood 3 uses their Rift Manipulator to send everyone back to their own universes before heading back to Cardiff in their universe.