"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[HavocReaper48]

Basically, the concept is you ask a not serious question, respond with a silly answer and add your own question. It can witty, humorous and such but of course keep forum rules in mind.

Inspired by this forum, see for large-scale example: http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=736 (and feel free to join it too!)

It is based on any/all Nintendo franchises. I'll start:

Why doesn't Mario shave his mustache?

[KidIcarus]

Because it's No-Shave November.

Why do the Mario (and Wario) Bros wear overalls?

[BrandedOne]

Because they're trying to make a fashion statement.

Why do Shy Guys wear masks?

[R7308xx]

Because they're a little ugly.

Why is the Power Suit red?

[HavocReaper48]

Because, Red symbolizes power of course! Why do you think Mario, DK's tie, and all fire Pokemon are red?

Why do you question the color red?

[Tina]

Because I'm a Happy-Happyist. I believe the color blue is superior to all other colors.

Are you a zombie?

[TurtwigA]

No, a doctor cured me of zombieitis.

Can I throw a coconut to a Pikachu's head?

[R7308xx]

No, because that's not very nice.

Do Skitties and Wailords liek Mudkipz?

[KidIcarus]

I don't know why anyone would lick a Mudkip.

Where do Dittos come from?

[BrandedOne]

Indecisive pokemon eggs.

Why would the Kremlings want to steal Kong's Banana Hoard?

[HavocReaper48]

To give the game a plot

Do Kremlings even like bananas?

[Metechar]

No. They hate them because they can.


Which non Star Fox character uses bombs wisely?

[R7308xx]

A Bob-omb because they would just date it.

What Nintendo character has the worst anger issues?

[HavocReaper48]

Uh, most bosses in Mario games, actually. If you want a specific answer, I would think http://www.mariowiki.com/Gobblegut him. Though I do not have that many Mario games.

Why are they so easy to get angry?

[TurtwigA]

Because Mario took their apples when they were babies.

Can I throw a Pikachu to a coconut?

[Tina]

Only if the Pikachu is a Grass-type, and if the coconut is an Electric-type.

Why do trees explode?

[HavocReaper48]

They don't. They only do in your head.

How come no one else bothered to join in on the DKC Atlas forum topic I linked?

[Gambler]

Because Sega spies are watching it.

What would happen if a Falcon Punch collides with a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick?

[Megatron1]

End of the universe.

Why is Captain Falcon awesome?

[HavocReaper48]

Two words:

FALCON, PUNCH

or

FALCON, KICK.

Also, am I a Sega spy?