"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[HavocReaper48]

You forgot to carry the two.

If you're already in the fast lane, why are you switching lanes?

[Naesala]

To avoid the old person driving the wrong direction.

Should we ban old people from driving?

[SnorlaxMonster]

No, otherwise we'd have to find another demographic to be aggravated by.

Is fearing a lack of fear incongruous?

[Naesala]

Yes.


What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[HavocReaper48]

I'll answer that with another question;

Why so serious in a Stupid Question forum again?!

[SnorlaxMonster]

Because people like to ask questions somewhere, and here does fine.

Oh no! Was that a serious answer to a serious question?!

[TurtwigA]

Just forget about it.

The ChronicWHATcles of Narnia?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Tenti

Have you played "Play to Befriend a Pokémon" yet?

[Naesala]

nah.


Zorak, can you help me?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Zorak does not help people

Who does?

[TurtwigA]

Ghostbusters.

How did you not know that?

[SnorlaxMonster]

I've been living under a rock

It's actually quite nice here. Do you want to join me?

[TurtwigA]

...

...?

[Naesala]

¿¿¿

Did you see it?

[Metechar]

See what?

[SnorlaxMonster]

The UFO

Why are cows awesome?

[HavocReaper48]

Cuz not only do they Got Milk, but they make it!

How could you do this to me?!

[SnorlaxMonster]

Very carefully

If the NIWA server was on fire, and you could save one thread, what would it be? (And yes, the situation is not even slightly realistic.)

[Naesala]

Number 42.

What is that thing on your head?

[HavocReaper48]

  IT'S MY FACE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?