"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[Metechar]

Yes, yes you are.


Does Nintendo deserve to die?

[TurtwigA]

No, for then Sony and Microsoft will run the world and destroy everything America stands for.

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, did it really make a sound?

[KidIcarus]

Not really. Something's not a sound if it cannot be heard. For example, if I were to lightly tap my desk, there would be vibrations, but we wouldn't consider it a sound since the vibrations were not audible. Same with a tree falling where no one can hear. It makes vibrations, but it's not a sound if it is inaudible.

Are Mario and Paper Mario the same people?

[TurtwigA]

No, Paper Mario is his evil twin.

Will there ever be a sequel to Luigi's Mansion?

[Metechar]

No. Luigi got too scared to get a new haunted mansion. He should still get a new game!


Are the clothes on Link's legs leggings or "tights"? Or if anything else, THEN SAY IT TO STOP THE TROLL AND FLAME WARS ABOUT IF IT'S A DIAPER, SOME UNDERWEAR, OR WHATEVER! END THE FLAME WAR! STOP THE TROLLS! That is all

[HavocReaper48]

I would ask Miyamoto.

Did I spell his name right?

[KidIcarus]

Hard to say; spellings differ when translating between two character systems. This is his real name: ?? ?. That's how his name is usually spelled in English though.

Are humans a species of Pokemon?

[TurtwigA]

No, the dark type didn't exist at their introduction.


Do you want to answer a question?

[Metechar]

Yes. My brain will explode and destroy the Earth.



What question is it?

[Solar Dragon]

The question where you ask a question.

Why is there a monkey with a hammer and a chainsaw at my front door?

[HavocReaper48]

He's a carpenter, of course.

Why don't you let him in?

[KidIcarus]

His boots are muddy and he refuses to take them off.

Why won't he take them off?

[Seritinajii]

That's because he's been standing too long in the rain to be able to move his hands.

Why don't you take them off for him?

[Solar Dragon]

Because that might not be mud on his shoes

Why did he hit me with the hammer?

[TurtwigA]

Because, congratulations! YOU ARE IN SUPER SMASH BROS. FRAY, THE FOURTH GAME IN THE SERIES!

Why wasn't I picked? I sent in a million postcards to get that hat into the game.

[R7308xx]

Because you're too cheap to be in a game.

How come IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! BLAARGH!?

[HavocReaper48]

Because, all your base are belong to us.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

[BrandedOne]

FALCON PAWNCH!!!

What happens when you make eye contact with Weegee?

[KidIcarus]

You fall into a hypnotic trance... forever.

Why doesn't Mario change his clothes according to a level's climate?

[Omega Tyrant]

Because he wears high tech overalls with built in heating and cooling systems that adjust according to the climate Mario is in, thus he never has to change if the weather is too hot or too cold.

Why can't Wolf let us do that?