"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[HavocReaper48]

Nah. I bet it would be... *gasp*... EDUCATIONAL!!!

If Super Mario Wiki is mad cow disease, what disease is the Donkey Kong Wiki?

[TurtwigA]

Tapeworm?

Do you agree?

[HavocReaper48]

I'll answer your question with another question:

Why would there be a worm-related disease when the DK series has very minor to no appearances of worms?

[Ivy73]

Because this is a strangely addicting forum.

Why is Link mute?

[HavocReaper48]

He has a pretty squeaky voice. Pretty embarrassing.

Why isn't Navi mute?

[TurtwigA]

Because Navi doesn't want to be.

Why is Red mute?

[Seritinajii]

Because he's too tired to talk after walking so much!

Why does he have to WALK everywhere? (or bike)

[Maxite]

Because he's a paraplegic.

Did you read this question before answering?

[Miles of SmashWiki]

Evidently not.

If the last Metroid is in captivity, why isn't the galaxy at peace yet?

[TurtwigA]

Because there's another galaxy with troubles far far away

Why is this galaxy a candy bar?

[BrandedOne]

Who said I was eating a Milky Way? (both answer and question)

[Maxite]

Who said I cared? (answer/question duality!)

[HavocReaper48]

This guy here --> 

How far were you thinking you could go with the answer/question thing?

[TurtwigA]

How far do you think you would go with stopping the whole thing? (Answer/question lives again!)

[Maxite]

Not far enough!

How far is not far enough?

[TurtwigA]

How far do you think? (Question/Answer again)

[Maxite]

Can't *you* give a distance? (question/answer duality).

[TurtwigA]

Do you think I can actually do that? (Question/Answer again)

[Solar Dragon]

No.

Did I just break the question/answer in one chain?

[TurtwigA]

Yes you did.

Aren't you also glad that Solar Dragon did?