"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[SnorlaxMonster]

I asked it, but all it said was "moo"...

Mooo?

[Naesala]

Meow!


Do you love Captain Compost Heap?

[Seritinajii]

Ehhh....yeah! Sounds awesome, he does!

Ehh...uh...what does he do again?

[HavocReaper48]

He does whatever he wants to, he's just that cool.

How did he achieve the rank of Captain?

[Tina]

He obtained the rank of CAPTAIN by reaching the top of his ECHELADDER.

edisnooM ot emocleW?

[TurtwigA]

Are today how you?

Are today how you?

[Tina]

Hey, you're parking meters! And you're walking around! Ha ha ha... that's so funny.

Was it a wise idea for me to listen to Moonside Swing on repeat for 20 minutes or so?

[Malake256]

No, you should have listened to Sunnyside Swing,

Are these posts getting less and less related?

[Solar Dragon]

Monkeys.

FALCON PAWNCH!?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Missed me.

Llama?

[BrandedOne]

With hats!

Would you believe strawberry milkshake?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Make it Raspberry.

/<4|\| _|00 |_||\||)3R$74|\||) 7|-|12?

[TurtwigA]

1 (4N $934|{ 1~ 1337$934|{ 700

(4N ¥0(_) $934|{ 17 700?

[Maxite]

Only on Thursdays.

What's more annoying than leet-speak?

[Malake256]

Feet-speak.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

[Miles of SmashWiki]

Chuck Norris can't be chucked by woodchucks, so it's kind of a moot point.

Why is Leonardo's Workshop so broken?

[Maxite]

Because he eats too much pizza.

Why isn't there a Frasier videogame?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Because it would be too popular

How much is that doggy in the window?

[TurtwigA]

2389$

You willing to pay for it?

[Naesala]

No


Who would win in a fight, Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?