"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[Malake256]

Because it'd get old after seeing seven-hundred dancing nanas.

Where can I leave my interesting or creative comments?

[SnorlaxMonster]

In my mail box, along with a letter licensing them to me.

Who wants to buy interesting and/or creative comments?

[TurtwigA]

Sold for $5.

You want a swing?

[HavocReaper48]

Naw.

Can we have a dancing nanner emoticon?

[Seritinajii]

DON'T ASK THE SAME QUESTION TWICE!

Can we have a dancing plantain emoticon?

[TurtwigA]

PBJ time?

PBJ time?

[HavocReaper48]

Not yet.

Why can't I ask a question twice to emphasize it?

[SuperAlpaca]

Mario will get confuzzled.

Why must school exist?

[Naesala]

So you don't ask stupid questions.

Why is his head so big?

[TurtwigA]

Where are you coming from?

Do you think Nintendo is a company?

[BrandedOne]

Of course, it's a car company.

Do you think Kyoto is a city?

[Seritinajii]

No, you're thinking of Tokyo!

Have you been to that huge hotel in Kyoto?  http://www.granviakyoto.com/

[BrandedOne]

Only in my dreams.

What do you dream of?

[TurtwigA]

Pigs flying.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

[Naesala]

Only if they are programed to.


Why don't they look?

[HavocReaper48]

Ask 'em yourself.

Why are character models made in 1994 superior to ones made in 2010?
[spoiler]
http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:DKRhino_DKC.png
Compared to
http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:RambiRhinoDKCR.png
[/spoiler]

[Maxite]

Because Cartoon Network quit showing great cartoons.

When is Sarah Palin going to be made President of Nintendo?

[HavocReaper48]

December 31, 2012.

Why are lazors always blue?

[Maxite]

Because blue is the color of pie.

What's the most prominent featuring of lasers you've seen in a video game?

[Naesala]

Star fox

Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed?