"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[Maxite]

Behold, for we are the avengers of evil and all that is wrong with the world! Give us anything and everything of conceivable value, and we shall leave you alone until the next episode! Team Rocket, fight!

What would life be like if Wario was President of the United States?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Dictatorship

Why must we be mad?

[Naesala]

It's better then being sad.

How does Samus keep her ponytail in her helmet?

[R7308xx]

She bastes it frequently to ensure a magnificently moist haunch.

How does Samus turn into a Morphing Ball?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Easily

How many penguins can you fit in an aeroplane?

[Naesala]

Two


Who will be eaten first?

[R7308xx]

Jack and Jill.

Mmmmm?

[SnorlaxMonster]

No you cannot haz pie!

If a quiz is quizzical, what is an exam?

[Maxite]

Examined!

What brand of soft drink does Mario prefer?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Dr. Mario

Why wasn't my dad here this morning?

[Nintendoguy1]

You don't wanna know

Where was your mom this morning?

[R7308xx]

Dead.

Why is there a giant playing card in my front yard?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

It's from Oz.

Are we still in Kansas?

[HavocReaper48]

Nah, it's all un-colorful there.

Toto, what does the scouter say about The Wizard's power level?

[R7308xx]

It's 2.

How many Floormasters does it take to screw in an Impa? (no dirty innuendos there)

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

A lot

Then who was phone?

[Maxite]

<deep voice> Yo' momma! </voice>

Just what kind of deal would Wikia have to offer Archaic for him to take it?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Title of "Supreme Chancellor Fuhrer of All of Wikia and Wikidom for Life" and complete control of Wikia and Wikidom (because Wikia thinks they are the only way to have a wiki) and a scepter.

Why does Wikia suck so much?

[HavocReaper48]

I would ask the guys over at the Anti-Wikia Alliance.

So, I just so happened to catch wind that you are in favor of the Pokémon known to most as "Mudkips"?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

WRONG

Is this a question?