"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Reason for what?

Why does Sony suck so bad?

[R7308xx]

The Sega/Rare curse got them.

Are Pikmin cannibalistic?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

YES!

Should FPS developers for the Wii look to GoldenEye and make sure their game is as great as GoldenEye Wii is?

[R7308xx]

Only on Tuesday! *bombs?*

Ghesh nich jeth cish nitnitch smich? And if so, why?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

?

WHY AM I SO FABULOUS?

[HavocReaper48]

Only in your head.

If I had a dime for every stupid question asked here, how much money would I have?

[Maxite]

You'd be crushed under a pile of dimes.

What would you do if Nintendo sold off the rights to Mario?

[Nintendoguy1]

I would say "YES I GOT THE RIGHTS TO MARIO"

What would you do if Nintendo accidentally dropped the rights to Mario in a shredder?

[HavocReaper48]

They would still have a safety copy. You know Nintendo, they're always trying to be safe legally and all that.

If I had a dime for every stupid answer here, how rich would I be?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Moderately.

If I had an elephant every time I see an elephant, how many elephants would I have?

[HavocReaper48]

2.54

Wild HAVOCREAPER appeared! What will <poster below> do?!

[Maxite]

Kill it and have it mounted on my wall.

What will the next wiki be to join NIWA?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Wikia

How many Eskimos does it take to change a lightbulb?

[HavocReaper48]

Depends.

What's their salary?

[TurtwigA]

$30 an hour that they don't do anything, $60 elsewise.

Is elsewise even a word?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Nein

Doth thou enjoy mudkipz?

[SnorlaxMonster]

No. However, I have been informed that you have a preference for them.

Why are birds so noisy?

[TurtwigA]

Because they have no reason not to be.

Why not give them a reason?

[Maxite]

Because we hate Steve.

Why doesn't Nintendo implement jiggle physics in the next Mario game?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Because they would be sued by the inventors of it.

Who invented jiggle physics?