"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

Naesala · January 04, 2011, 03:52:45 AM

We wear short shorts!

What kind of kids eat Armor hot dogs?

SnorlaxMonster · January 04, 2011, 04:46:44 AM

Armor kids.

If I am a rodent, what does that make you?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 04, 2011, 05:38:42 AM

Gojira!

Why doesn't Japan move the capital of Japan if Godzilla keeps destroying it?

Maxite · January 04, 2011, 06:36:26 AM

Because it's cheaper to rebuild than to move.

What words come to mind when you imagine Wario in a tight girdle?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 04, 2011, 06:39:50 AM

Bulge

Who would win in a fight, Captain Falcon, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Mr. Miyagi?

SnorlaxMonster · January 04, 2011, 07:39:30 AM

Chuck Norris. No question.

Who would win in a fight, Captain Falcon, Bruce Lee, or Mr. Miyagi (no Chuck Norris)?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 04, 2011, 07:50:58 AM

Mr. Miyagi. He has the power of wax on, wax off.

Why does Chuck Norris suck?

SnorlaxMonster · January 04, 2011, 08:38:28 AM

Because it is safer than blowing.

Maxite · January 04, 2011, 09:22:35 AM

I like cheese!

Why doesn't Nintendo have a decent "modern" FPS?

SnorlaxMonster · January 04, 2011, 10:19:12 AM

Because it would ruin their family-friendly reputation.

What is the worst that could happen by mixing up taxidermy and taxonomy?

Seritinajii · January 04, 2011, 12:08:00 PM

Taxes could rise.

Why isn't there a Juice Party?

TurtwigA · January 04, 2011, 12:34:55 PM

Because there is no orange party.

Does anyone else think oranges are better than apples?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 04, 2011, 12:44:31 PM

Nein. Herr Aiko hates oranges.

Anyone else here ever played NINTENDO SIXTY-FIVE?

SnorlaxMonster · January 04, 2011, 02:32:58 PM

No, but I have seen them be player through my window on my neighbor's computer screen when he was watching LPs on Youtube of the VC version of a N65 game.

What is the biggest problem with a 65-bit processor?

Maxite · January 04, 2011, 06:09:36 PM

It just doesn't puree as good as a 128-bit processor.

What would Wario's name be if he was a woman?

SnorlaxMonster · January 05, 2011, 04:15:36 AM

Peach

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, so what is it?

HavocReaper48 · January 05, 2011, 05:02:18 AM

It's... a distraction!

Did the distraction work?

Naesala · January 05, 2011, 05:31:39 AM

no

Is Gillette the best a man can get?

HavocReaper48 · January 05, 2011, 06:11:07 AM

You could do worse.

What took you so long?

SnorlaxMonster · January 05, 2011, 06:13:02 AM

I was stalling.

Have you ever purposely stalled a stall?

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