"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

Maxite · January 05, 2011, 08:20:47 AM

You can only uninstall or install a stall. You can't stall a stall.

What would it be like if Nintendo was a comic company?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 05, 2011, 08:30:01 AM

Dunno

Why is my heart wanting love?

SnorlaxMonster · January 05, 2011, 10:51:55 AM

Because you're hungry.

How can you tell that there is rotting flesh in your armpit?

Maxite · January 05, 2011, 03:12:23 PM

Because you detect no smell coming from it, even after several weeks without using deodorant.

How many Pikachu would you have to kill to make a decent sized quilt from their pelts?

Naesala · January 05, 2011, 06:37:02 PM

25

Where's the beef?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 05, 2011, 09:10:11 PM

Under the big, fluffy bun.

Why does McDonald's suck?

Seritinajii · January 05, 2011, 09:49:55 PM

Because the McDonald brothers died long ago.

What did they have on their farm?

TurtwigA · January 05, 2011, 10:25:57 PM

Es, Is, and Os.

Did you know that the McDonald's brothers were actually really people?

Naesala · January 05, 2011, 10:50:27 PM

Yes

Wasn't mcdonalds cutting down rainforests to raise cheep beef?

Maxite · January 05, 2011, 11:46:57 PM

No, that was ExxonMobil.

How many gallons of fat are in Wario's gut?

HavocReaper48 · January 05, 2011, 11:53:54 PM

Scientists are unsure at this time.

¿Why am I using an upside down question mark if I'm typing English?

TurtwigA · January 06, 2011, 02:21:08 AM

Because you liek them.

So I herd...?

HavocReaper48 · January 06, 2011, 03:42:56 AM

No, you didn't.

How are we gonna find the princess, with the powah out?

Metechar · January 06, 2011, 04:39:56 AM

Toast toast.

How many Shaymins does it take to change a Snorlax's diaper?

HavocReaper48 · January 06, 2011, 04:46:41 AM

Depends.

Are they all Sky Form?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 06, 2011, 06:16:44 AM

NEIN

Is adding a question mark to the end of any sentence make it a question?

SnorlaxMonster · January 06, 2011, 06:40:36 AM

Clearly.

Why do my scissors need another pair of scissors to remove them from their packet?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 06, 2011, 06:43:27 AM

It's a time paradox!

What will happen if my car gets struck by a bolt of lightning while travelling at 88 mph?

SnorlaxMonster · January 06, 2011, 06:48:09 AM

You will be electrocuted and killed; however, if the car is a DeLorean DMC-12 and you have a flux capacitor, there is a 0.8385% chance that you will travel through time instead of being electrocuted.

Does this question deserve an answer?

Maxite · January 06, 2011, 12:22:28 PM

Only if the year is 1983.

How many Yoshis have been killed since their introduction?

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