"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

pikachu8090 · January 19, 2011, 02:36:44 AM

the song of luigi's death.

Why did Kirby have such an appetite?

SnorlaxMonster · January 19, 2011, 01:58:08 PM

Because he hasn't eating in days.

What would happen if Kirby was overpowered by parental groups trying to encourage healthy eating?

TurtwigA · January 19, 2011, 10:38:32 PM

He would swallow them to become General Greenthumb's clone.

Do you know who he is?

Maxite · January 19, 2011, 10:56:17 PM

Yes, he's Princess Peach's master gardener.

What are the average heating costs for Peach's Castle?

HavocReaper48 · January 19, 2011, 11:24:15 PM

None. The weather is always bright, happy, and everything has a face and smiles back at you. I doubt they need heating.

So, what's in the bag?

SnorlaxMonster · January 20, 2011, 04:54:06 AM

Various things I have stolen from this store.

Is there a problem with that?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 20, 2011, 05:39:46 AM

Yes.

What's up with that?

SnorlaxMonster · January 20, 2011, 11:06:47 AM

~~The Sky~~ Stealing is prohibited

How long am I going to prison for?

Maxite · January 20, 2011, 05:19:32 PM

Eighty-four centuries.

How does Mario not die from malnutrition?

HavocReaper48 · January 21, 2011, 04:54:40 PM

I'll answer that with another question:

When was the last time anyone important got seriously injured (let alone die) in a Mario game?

TurtwigA · January 21, 2011, 05:09:57 PM

When Dry Bowser debuted.

HOW DID YOU NOW KNOW THAT DDDDD:

Manga Maniac · January 21, 2011, 09:13:12 PM

The world runs on irony. Whenever someones says a statement like that, it will inevitably turn out to be true. For we have trekked through... The Scary Door.

When is it Waluigi Time?

HavocReaper48 · January 21, 2011, 10:23:59 PM

Whenever you're on BitF forums.

I just wonder what Ganon's up to?

Maxite · January 22, 2011, 06:04:53 AM

He's baking some English muffins and brewing some Breakfast tea.

Why don't Pokemon trainers throw Kirby's at wild Pokemon to catch them?

HavocReaper48 · January 22, 2011, 07:13:36 PM

It would make the Master Ball useless.

Why is the Master Ball never on sale?

Solar Dragon · January 22, 2011, 09:00:38 PM

Because no one has enough money to buy them!

Why is Mario on the toilet?

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · January 22, 2011, 09:07:23 PM

So he can use the toilet.

Why is YouTube popular?

Manga Maniac · January 23, 2011, 06:13:10 PM

Because there's lotsa spaghetti, and so you must die. SQUADALLAH!

Why isn't anyone Doing the Mario?

HavocReaper48 · January 23, 2011, 06:14:12 PM

Because we're all tired out from doing it.

How much would a Master Ball cost? (don't say >9000 because I could afford that in Pokemon Money)

Maxite · January 23, 2011, 06:20:14 PM

One Pokedollar over the maximum amount you can carry.

How much gunk could a Croagunk gunk if a Croagunk could crow gunk?

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