"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[Maxite]

Should Spartacus rise from the dead? (yes, I used your question to answer your question)

How many independent wikis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[TurtwigA]

Pokémon.


Should one know what they ask before they ask?

[Naesala]

yes


What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[TurtwigA]

Depends, is it an African or a European swallow?


What is your favorite color?

[Maxite]

About as far as you can throw them.

What's your girlfriend like?

[R7308xx]

My girlfriend is invisible.

What's Mother 6 like...?!

[DoctorPain99]

Great game...but the only reward is an ending that's in Japanese.

?

[R7308xx]

 

?

[Tina]

:!

Can you defeat a mole cricket?

[R7308xx]

No, I can't get the timing right on the song!

Are ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US? Or to you?! Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuum!!!

[Maxite]

It belongs to Chuck E Cheese!

How much do you weigh?

[R7308xx]

.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000008
gram.

Am I too fat?

[DoctorPain99]

On Jupiter you are.

When people lose weight, where does it go?

[R7308xx]

To Jupiter.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

[Tina]

Because 9 ate 7.

Just how high do you have to be to do something like that?
[spoiler=...hmmm]I forget if I used that already or not. Oh well. Deal with it.  [/spoiler]

[DoctorPain99]

2000 Feet above sea level.

Now that Microsoft is so big, shouldn't it be called Macrosoft?

[Solar Dragon]

Yes, I mean no, I mean...


What?

[Seritinajii]

Exactly!! So you understand, right?!?!

Don't you understand?!?!?!

[Maxite]

Absolutely yes, I do not understand.

If Bulbapedia is based on a dinosaur, and Zeldawiki is based on an elf, what is Pikipedia based on?

[pokemonforever2929]

a weird looking animal thingy
deal or no deal???