"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[HavocReaper48]

They don't have much of a life.

Would you mind if Mario had a minor color change?

[TurtwigA]

No, because I don't care about colors.

What about you?

[Tina]

I have a complex hate/love relationship with them. Sometimes they just don't cooperate. But other times, they can be fun.

Why did I give a serious answer to that question?

[Maxite]

Because you're a New Age Retro Hippie.

When's Richard Nixon getting reelected?

[SnorlaxMonster]

The year after he dies.

Are you who you say you are?

[Seritinajii]

Wait, I'm not sure if that was a rhetorical question or not. Please repeat.

Is this even supposed to be a rhetorical question?!

[TurtwigA]

You tell me.

What do you think should be the next question?

[HavocReaper48]

Something better than that question

How does Link carry around all of his items?

[Peanut64]

He puts them in his Pokeball slot in his bag, silly.

Why do bomb-ombs hate Bulborbs?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Because they don't explode.

Don't you hate it when people "ninja" you with their posts?

[HavocReaper48]

It happens.

You know what else happens?

[Maxite]

Gonorrhea. That stuff is terrible.

If each wiki represented a disease, what disease would Mario Wiki be?

[BrandedOne]

Mad Cow Disease.

Why do sick cows get so angry?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Because you made the sick.

How many toddlers does it take to make an army large enough to conquer Russia?

[TurtwigA]

In Soviet Russia, army makes toddlers.

What did I just say?

[Maxite]

A terrible Yakov Smirnoff joke.

How dragons do you have to slay to make a strawberry jam?

[Naesala]

A terrible Yakov Smirnoff joke.

How dragons do you have to slay to make a strawberry jam?

353

Can you set the oven to cold?

[TurtwigA]

Can you make a Freezer warm stuff up? (Both answer and question)

[Maxite]

Yes, if you elect Sarah Palin president in 2012.

What would a Sarah Palin videogame look like?

[TurtwigA]

Like Phoenix Wright games, except with more political views and more Alaska.

What about a George Washington game?