"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[Miles of SmashWiki]

I guess so.

Why can't I own a Canadian?

[TurtwigA]

Because in Soviet Russia, Canadian would then own you. And because it isn't right.

Why must I make these bad jokes?

[Maxite]

Because you're incapable of those good jokes.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

[SnorlaxMonster]

3

What charges would be pressed against a nunchuck for chucking nuns?

[Miles of SmashWiki]

First degree nunchuckery, recommended sentence of being forced to use a GameCube Controller.

Why is this a stupid question?

[BrandedOne]

Because it doesn't deserve an answer.

Why is there a vacuum cleaner in my bedroom?

[Naesala]

Because it doesn't deserve an answer.

Why is there a vacuum cleaner in my bedroom?

It's trying to kill you.

Why would a vacuum want to kill him?

[TurtwigA]

They make it suck things up.

Why must we be so cruel?

[Seritinajii]

Because cruel rhymes with "jewel"!

What does jewel rhyme with?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Pool

How many other words rhyme with these?

[BrandedOne]

Knees, please, peas, sneeze, cheese, seas, bees, fees, wheeze, etc.

Can you find more that I missed?

[SnorlaxMonster]

With ease. Geese, you missed he's and Miis.

can i haz cheezburger?

[HavocReaper48]

No, it's not healthy for cats to have that.

What makes this question stupid?

[TurtwigA]

You tell me.

Why?

[Miles of SmashWiki]

Wynaut?

Is Mr. Saturn brand coffee legal?

[Maxite]

Only on Jupiter (and some jurisdictions on Uranus).

When will Nintendo start making AO games?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Last September

Who is the bogyman?

[Miles of SmashWiki]

The Boogeyman (spoiler alert!) is actually Severus Snake, from Metal Gear Solid: The Half-Blood Prince.

Why was the preceding answer terrible?

[HavocReaper48]

It was so terrible that it was stupid.

Is it so stupid it's terrible?

[TurtwigA]

Depends. If the cow comes from the valley, then yes. If not, no.

Has the cow come from the valley?