"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[HavocReaper48]

Bulbabot got into some... "complications", unfortunately.

Is Donkey Kong better with the barrel roll than Star Fox characters?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Survey says, "YES".

Why does the cow hate apple pies and kittys?

[Maxite]

Because they're classics, and cows aren't conformist.

What Nintendo character would you like to see make a cameo on Naruto?

[Naesala]

Because they're classics, and cows aren't conformist.

What Nintendo character would you like to see make a cameo on Naruto?

None.

Why is naruto still around?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Because Narutards will kill themselves if it isn't

Why don't Narutards just kill themselves?

[R7308xx]

They'd rather have other people kill them.

Is Ullrich based off of Jan Ullrich, or some other Ullrich?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

I don't know that is. D:<

Why?

[HavocReaper48]

Too obscure.

Wild ABRA appeared! What will MAGIKARP do?

[Nintendoguy1]

MAGIKARP used Splash! The Wild ABRA randomly combusted into flames!

Why is Magikarp so unloved?

[Maxite]

Because people know that when it evolves it will kill them, regardless of whether they loved it or not.

What Nintendo series would you like to see made into a sitcom on NBC?

[Nintendoguy1]

Ice Climbers

What sitcom would you like made into a Nintendo series?

[Miles of SmashWiki]

The Big Bang Theory, as they already play Nintendo games among others (although they inexcusably used the pronunciation "ah-carina" of Time and for that I can never forgive them).

Why does Tony from EarthBound make people uncomfortable?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Yes

Yes?

[HavocReaper48]

No.

Got milk?

[SnorlaxMonster]

MOO!

Why is my pet elephant so luminous?

[Naesala]

You feed it too many children.


Why won't anyone post in the Nintendo Wars page?

[HavocReaper48]

Obviously, a War would erupt involving Nintendo.

Why such short notice on downtimes?

[Naesala]

Obviously, a War would erupt involving Nintendo.

Why such short notice on downtimes?

Why did you post something only staff can see?

[Nintendoguy1]

Because all the sites hosted by Porplemontage will be going down sometime from 12am-6am for two hours to install stuff.

Why Porple, why?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Because Porple secretly hates Mario and will create the Justin Bieber wiki


Why Porple, why?