Fake Endless Cheat to unlock Luigi in SM64

[Volatile Dweevil]

Delfino Airstrip. You must go through all of the events of Super Mario Sunshine, collecting everything, down to the last coin, at least 64 times. Once you have done this, a giant...

[Solar Dragon]

mushroom will appear. Ingest this and become Mega Mario. Then, ingest the poison mushroom and go to hospital for treatment. However, you get mistaken for a doctor and become Doctor Mario. You then heal your poison and treat patients, including Luigi. however, Luigi dies and you must then kill yourself to head to the land of the dead to rescue him. Once you lose all your lives, you actually get a game over and have to start all over again. You then realise that you are actually in a ghostly version of the game and Luigi has been kidnapped by Bowser, not Peach. You must then find a key to the castle by...

[HavocReaper48]

...going to the local Locksmith. Well, that was easy. Should try that more often. Enter the castle and fall down the obvious trap pit. Land on the floor below. Use your amazing wall jumping skills to escape. Advance ahead of the pit to find an endless staircase. This could be trouble. Now you need to finish the endless cheat to get to the end of the endless staircase. Afterwords, you'll be at the top of the staircase. Enter the door at the end of the case and...

[Sazandora]

...become converted into a paradox, because you had to complete the endless cheat by going to the top of the endless staircase, which can only be done by completing the endless cheat. but, because of anime physics, you come out of the paradox, where you see a toad. The toad says, "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" which you find a little odd, because you are looking for Luigi instead of Peach. You leave the castle and head to another one, where you find...

[Solar Dragon]

Luigi's evil twin Waluigi! Waluigi fights you until he finds out that you are looking for Luigi. He then helps you look for Luigi by...

[HavocReaper48]

..giving you a Luigi Radar. So that's how he keeps getting into the spinoffs. Using the radar you find out he's in a Mario Kart tournament. You need to get in there and get to the upper leagues so you can talk to him. Leave everyone else in the dust but Luigi. When you catch up to him...

[Solar Dragon]

you find he isn't really Luigi but a...

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[R7308xx]

...wandering artist. Come out of the statue you have been in for the past 100 years and find you are a wolf. The wandering artist greets you. Suddenly a wood nymph appears and mistakes the artist for a bug. The artist becomes so angry that he says something nasty and the nymph's Guts decrease by 4. The nymph fears this number and turns into a pencil. Use your pencil eraser on the pencil. Your pencil eraser is then erased by an eraser eraser. The artist shows you his NES. You laugh at him for owning such an obsolete system, but he then shows you his great games. You are playing the NES with the artist when suddenly an imp appears. You Power Slash the light in the wall and escape, but you step on the NES. The artist demands you compensate him, but you have no money, so he takes your Divine Instrument instead. You turn back into a regular old white wolf, and the artist sells your weapon on eBay. Suddenly, a meteor crashes on the mountain near your home. You are sent back to October 17, 1985, at 11:36. You are, still a wolf, waiting impatiently for the NES you preordered to go onto market. You are eating a bowl of delicious sukiyaki and watching YouTube videos when suddenly, a bell rings, and the people in line all go to McDonalds for UnHappy Hour. You are the only one in line, and when it becomes 12:01, you drop your keys, and everyone else gets in front of you to get their NES's. You defeat them all with your Devout Beads and the clerk gives you your NES. Suddenly, a light appears in the sky, and you are sent back to the present...

[Metechar]

...to find out your in a barren wasteland. You're thirsty, so you start digging for water in the sand. All you find is a sponge and a starfish, so you keep them as pets in a water tank....with water...You don't realize there's water in the tank, and you keep the two as pets. You then start a farm of Trapinch. You first build a barn. You go and collect some 3 Trapinch. One lays an egg and one evolves into a Vibrava. You then make a special fence for Vibrava and Flygon. You suddenly get an idea and make a video game where the objective is to raise Pokémon, get married, have a child, and die. You call it "Harvest Moon: A Trapinch Life" and get sued for copyright infringement by Natsume. You go to jail for 5 nanoseconds and go back to your farm. You make a nice little house and move your sponge and starfish in there. You go exploring for some more Trapinch when you find a small group of Pikmin. You take them to your farm and build an onion. You start breeding and you have a Pikmin farm. You add them to your Trapinch farm in a seperate fence. You go into your house to find out that Spongebob and a Staryu are living in your fish tank. You throw a Ditto in there and breed more Staryu and your Staryu evolves into Starmie. As for Spongebob, you leave him outside to melt in the sun. 3 years later, you have such a thriving farm that contains Trapinch, Vibrava, Flygon, Pikmin, Goombas, Koopas, Buzzy Beetles, Staryu, Starmie, Bulborbs, Cows, Miltank, Tauros, Tektites, and Dodongos. You go on the news and get asked a question. You reply "I liek turtles" and falcon punch the reporter to Planet Planet. Next, you add to your farm some...

[HavocReaper48]

...Kritters! Yup, the crocodile-based enemy from Donkey Kong Country. After a while, make them work out and becomes Krushas. Now that you've got a bunch of muscular crocodiles at your command, use them to take over the local Pokemon Ranch and make an entire farm of >1000 Pokemon! Use your army to...

[R7308xx]

...defeat Ganon. But Ganon turns out to just be a rumor, and the real enemy is Fanon! You call your army (which are, by the way, all Pigmasks) and they shoot cannonballs from their Pork Tanks. Fanon sends out this little piggy, but it turns out he cried wewewewewewewe all the way home. So Fanon calls his twin sister, Anfon. Anfon complains that she broke a nail, and you get so annoyed that you throw the world at her. You finish Anfon and Fanon off, but you shatter the world in the process. Great job. You lead your army into Osohe Castle trying to look for tape so you can fix the world, but you are attacked by a Whatever and its cohort. You show him an ad for the Wii 2, and he is surprised. You throw the Whatever and its cohort off the edge of the broken world, but the Whatevers are endangered, so you are arrested by PETA. You give them a pita and they will start to call you Peter. But the world is still broken, so you ask your dead mother Matchlock Gun for help. But your mother was killed by a Dinosau on top of Coriander Mount. You cry at her tombstone in Maniafam Settlement. You cry, and cry, and cry, and cry... 3 years pass, and you are now 300. The settlement you live in has been overrun by Bill's Gates. You fall down and are sent through the floor to The Room Room. There's too much room, so you use a vacuum cleaner and suck up all the room in the room. The Earth gets tired of waiting for you to fix it, so he decides it's Cataclysm Time, the only game show that you really want to watch! You are amazed by all the commercials and go sign up to be a contestant. But the producers don't like how your name is spelled, so you get the consolation price of a free maiming! Your entrails start falling out and you turn into a Gooey Goo! But the Jealous Bass is jealous that he's American and Mother 3 isn't, so he gets his friend, the Beaten Drum and the Softly Weeping Guitar. But he is amazed by your DCMC Boxers. and offers you 1,000,000 dollars if he can sniff them. But of course, the Jealous Bass doesn't have that kind of money, and he was never a fan of DCMC anyway. So he stabs you with his conductor's baton and leaves you to die in your own blood, when he is surprised to see that your wound healed when you thought of Matchlock Gun. You use this to your advantage by...

[pokemonforever2929]

...killing red in the and ethan/gold in the pokeworld!then you see them resurrect similar to jesus in the bible and they kill your mama's after life so she fades away completely you get so furious that you...

[Mr.C]

Take them to court, however, they have Phoenix Wright as their attorney! Oh noes! So you have to...

[pokemonforever2929]

...kill him and bring him back as your lawyer then my aunt sally who is the  judge finds them guilty and says...

[R7308xx]