Nintendo-related insults (for fun)

[tacopill]

use something Nintendo-related to make up an insult.

Don't direct it at anyone specific, unless you have their expess permission.



* You're weaker than a lv 5 magikarp!
* You're mustache is on crooked!
* You're more pestering than navi!
* You eat more than kirby!
* You have never been pk loved!
* You fail at doing the barrel roll!
* You can't grow pikmin!
* You can't side-step Goldeen!
* You can't take over a city!

[Tina]

You're nothing but a worthless protoplasm.

(Haha. Couldn't help myself.)

[pikachu8090]

your as worthless as a Luigi!

[Seritinajii]

You're more useless than Knoll! (Fire Emblem 8.)

You're as useless as a Luvdisc! You come with some pretty-looking clothes but otherwise you're worthless. (Luvdisc's Heart Scale and pathetic stats.)

[Tattletale1]

"If you were a Gengar you'd be afraid of ghosts!"
"Princess Daisy's mustache is bigger than yours!"     
You're farts are worse than Wario after an 60:00...

[R7308xx]

"You're a sadder excuse for a being than Negative Man!"
"You're flatter than Paper Mario!"
"You make Lardna Minch look bulimic!"
"You smell worse than Master Belch!"

A lot are Mother-related.

[theichibun]

You have less character than Waluigi.