What's your zombie survival plan?

HavocReaper48 · April 21, 2011, 04:14:00 AM

Personally, I would grab a baseball bat, knife, cell phone and ipod and go to Canada. It's cold up there and zombies have poor body heat. Plus it's not too far from my state.

R7308xx · April 21, 2011, 03:18:55 PM

I would refuse to believe that zombies exist and that 2012 is the end of the world.

Naesala · April 21, 2011, 03:34:55 PM

Use the deadliest weapon known to man: [spoiler]a board with a nail in it.[/spoiler]

Maxite · April 22, 2011, 05:55:57 AM

Blowing up malls. I don't want any survivors.

Solar Dragon · April 22, 2011, 06:48:45 AM

Go into my Zombie Survival Bunker obviously. It's stocked with food and shotguns.

Shayminguy7 · April 22, 2011, 01:05:24 PM

Zombie Paper

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · April 23, 2011, 04:40:37 PM

Zombies aren't real.

So that's my plan.

Now robots on the other hand...

tacopill · April 24, 2011, 09:02:46 PM

Quote from: Kaiba on April 23, 2011, 04:40:37 PM
Zombies aren't real.

So that's my plan.

Now robots on the other hand...

You won't be saying that when they eat your brains.

Naesala · April 24, 2011, 09:29:05 PM

Quote from: Kaiba on April 23, 2011, 04:40:37 PM
Zombies aren't real.

So that's my plan.

Now robots on the other hand...

Yeah, you're just saying that to make us drop our guard, so you and your zombie friends can attack us!

tacopill · April 25, 2011, 06:57:08 PM

i hope the zombies and the robots attack on the same day, and take each other out in competition.

Level 3 · April 27, 2011, 10:20:23 PM

My plan depends entirely on the most recent zombie game I have played, I will follow the plan used in said game.

SnorlaxMonster · April 28, 2011, 12:57:39 PM

Blend in - pretend to be a zombie

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM

That didn't work for Bill Murray.

Kagegamer12 · May 03, 2011, 10:02:37 PM

Well I'm sure growing a bunch of zombie hating plants will work!

SnorlaxMonster · May 07, 2011, 06:36:00 AM

Quote from: Kaiba on April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.

That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.

tacopill · May 08, 2011, 03:28:37 PM

Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on May 07, 2011, 06:36:00 AM
Quote from: Kaiba on April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.

I need to see this movie.

What was it called?

SnorlaxMonster · May 09, 2011, 02:23:31 PM

Quote from: tacopill on May 08, 2011, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on May 07, 2011, 06:36:00 AM
Quote from: Kaiba on April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.

I need to see this movie.

What was it called?

Zombie Land

tacopill · May 14, 2011, 03:58:36 PM

Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on May 09, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: tacopill on May 08, 2011, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on May 07, 2011, 06:36:00 AM
Quote from: Kaiba on April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.

I need to see this movie.

What was it called?
Zombie Land

Ah. ok.

Never mind, i already saw it.

Although, i don't recall that part.

Mari-Illustrious-Makinami · May 14, 2011, 08:29:04 PM

You don't remember the part with Bill f**kin' Murray?

tacopill · May 19, 2011, 09:09:02 PM

Quote from: HondaKiku on May 14, 2011, 08:29:04 PM
You don't remember the part with Bill f**kin' Murray?

Bill Murray was in Zombieland?

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